A burglar has been jailed after stealing an entire kitchen,
including the sink, from an unoccupied house and installing
it in his own home.

Patrick Orkney used power tools to strip $30,000 worth of
property from the house over a number of days, including the
fitted kitchen, freezer and fridge, a dresser and carpets.

The kitchen was later found fitted at Orkney's home in Gnaw
Bone, Kentucky where a total of 84 items stolen from the
house were discovered, said a sheriff's deputy.

Woozy Rentals spokesperson Laura Stamen said, When I
took a client to the house for a possible lease, we were
shocked to see must of the kitchen missing."


**i will try to post more of these tales of idiocrasy everyday or so**

Ha, that is dumb.

A Romania elderly woman has lodged a complaint against
a TV station claiming their horoscopes are unreliable.

The woman says the horoscope repeatedly predicted she
would receive a big sum of money but it never arrived
although she waited for three months.

Television officials said they will analyze the complaint.

Police in Germany have arrested three Santas who stole
a Christmas tree.

Officers noticed the three men dressed as Santa Claus
dragging the tree through in a parking lot. Following a
closer inspection and some questions, the Santas con-
fessed to taking the tree from the local nightclub.

Police escorted the three Santas back to the club to
make sure they returned the stolen goods then promptly
arrested them.

German one is funnier I think.

heres another one...

Someone has been overturning portable toilets at
construction sites in Georgia and several firms have
complained.

"Would you want to be 'during your business' and
the room is over turned on you?" asked one irritated
foreman?

It costs the companies to clean up the mess and their
stinky employees are outraged.

Police officers plan to step up patrols in areas where
the vandalism has occurred.

yuck though...

A Belgian company is producing ice cream specifically for
dogs.

The unnamed company is confident their Dog Ice - which
will be in the shape of a big bone - will be a huge success.

"We'll start with vanilla flavor but I think in the future it
might also be possible to develop a special meat flavor",
a company rep declared.

The ice cream will cost about $2.75

About 30 Germans wearing nothing more than red Santa
Claus caps leapt into a Berlin lake for their annual Christmas
Day swim on Saturday, a dip in the ice-cold water they
believe is good for their health.

The naked men and women, between the ages of 25 and 73,
spent up to about five minutes in the water where temperatures
were 34 F.

The tradition dates back to at least 1980. The swimmers,
outnumbered by media photographers drawn to the annual
event, built up their courage for the dip by singing Christmas
carols and sipping mulled wine.

haha hillarious.