Hah. thats good.

A company in Chile has launched a line of coffins made exclusively
for dogs and cats. The coffins come in different sizes and shapes
to accommodate all sizes of animals.

Pet's Funeral also offers a complete funeral service that includes
flowers and candles.

Yank Ramos, owner of company exclaimed, "People love their
pets so much they want to show they care, besides, all pets go to
heaven"

Ha! Now that is wierd and distrubing at the same time.

i think this might be a dream class for some guys here

A college in Britain is offering the chance to study how to fit
a bra.

Shops asked for the course because they are worried many
shoppers do not know how to buy the right bra and often
staff do not know how to help them.

Michelle Weslaco, dean of admissions said, "We want our
students to have a more rounded knowledge of subjects."

An Austrilian man wearing a mini-skirt was rescued
by police on Sunday after he became wedged head-first
in a clothing donation bin.

Police said a startled member of the public had alerted
them after seeing what they first thought was a woman
trapped in the charity clothing bin late on Christmas Day.

Two patrol officers were unable to dislodge the man
and a rescue squad was called. The unidentified 35-year
old man was eventually freed early on Sunday and told
police he was donating clothes when he became stuck.

"I guess that's his own prerogative why he was wearing
a skirt, it's not really an offense" a police spokeswoman
said.

Leave it to the Australians

A Chilean man has won a competition after he kissed a
car for 54 hours non-stop.

The 22-year-old won the car he kissed. He was handed
the keys to the brand new vehicle after his last competitor
fainted. The 'big smoocher' kissed the car for exactly 54
hours and 22 minutes.

He was only allowed 7 minutes off every three hours.

The competition was promoted by a radio station.

I think that breaks the world record for like 34 hours of non-stop kissing.

The British Navy has paid for a boob job
for a male.

The man in his 20s had a breast reduction
op to remove saggy "man's boobs" after
losing a lot of weight.

The Navy insisted the operation was carried
out in a military hospital for " a serious
clinical reason".

A man who bought a false passport to flee Russia
got more than he bargained for after finding the
paperwork belonged to a wanted murderer.

The 36-year-old man was arrested on suspicion
of murder as he tried to cross the border into
Latvia.

Reports say he bought the stolen passport on the
black market and put his own photo in, not knowing
the passport originally belonged to a murder suspect.

He has been charged with presenting a false identity
to state officials.