Some one liners

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loki

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A high school girls runs up to her father: "Daddy, Daddy, I need fifty dollars." - "Forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for?"
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What has four legs and one arm? A happy pit bull.
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How to tell the really stupid guy at the airport? He's the one throwing bread to the planes.
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A guy goes in to see a psychiatrist: "Doc, I can't seem to make any friends. Can you help me you fat slob?"
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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an agnostic and an insomniac? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
 
Yes I like that one best, too. Though it doesn't beat the one with the zen buddhist's pizza order that was posted a while ago.
 
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