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January 30th, 2009   Post 1
Balkan-MiG
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Post; Somalia


The situation in Somalia is extremely bad, but unfortunately the world remains ignorant on the situation.

Fortunately, a joint-Japanese/American project was undertaken to show the people of the world that the situation in Somalia is CRITICAL!!!

So far, they have come up with this:

http://moronland.net/media/pictures/Lmao5.jpg
 
January 30th, 2009   Post 2
Mayser
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lol....i guess when all else fails....steal a wheelbarrow
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January 30th, 2009   Post 3
Balkan-MiG
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayser
lol....i guess when all else fails....steal a wheelbarrow

I played the game, its really good.

When you get to level 69, you can buy a armoured wheelbarrow, which is resistan to M16's and has a cheap 1950's era Soviet air defense system, and it has two Ak-47 holds at the front.

Good for pillaging the chicken market.
 
January 30th, 2009   Post 4
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Ain't wheel barrow. That my friend is a Mooryan APC.
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January 30th, 2009   Post 5
Balkan-MiG
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 03USMC
Ain't wheel barrow. That my friend is a Mooryan APC.

True, true

Also in the game, if you manage to buy twenty Galil Sar's from gun dealar Muhammed Smith in northern Mogadishu, you can buy a advanced Somali radar system for 12 Ak-47's

http://www.wavelet3000.org/images/24...nd_wagon_4.jpg

Statistics:
Range -120 Meters with no obstacles, barely any with them
Speed - Depends how many rebels you have in the back
Qualification - Since when did you need qualification in Somalia?
Armour - Donkey skin, wood and rebels
 
January 30th, 2009   Post 6
Sevens
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I love the Grand Theft Auto games.......but I think I'll skip this one. LOL
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January 30th, 2009   Post 7
Mayser
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i think i would play this game....for the simple fact that if i ever decide to releave some stress or anger, i know who to go after, not to mention i would be supporting our country by still buying USA manufactured merchandise....
 
January 30th, 2009   Post 8
Balkan-MiG
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sevens
I love the Grand Theft Auto games.......but I think I'll skip this one. LOL

Dont be a stooge, mate, this one is the best!

Its so good to make money!!

My personal favourite is to attack US tanks with Elephants
 
January 30th, 2009   Post 9
Sevens
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Okay, okay. I'll check it out.


Mercenaries, Mayser. Best stress reliever ever. Blow EVERYTHING up!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!
 
January 30th, 2009   Post 10
Mayser
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now is that online only or is there single player, i just love a game i can litterally destroy everything in game...
 



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