About The soldier and the nun

tomtom22 · August 16th, 2007

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls.. I don't want to go to Iraq either."

Team Infidel · August 17th, 2007

LOL that is soooo wrong...

tomtom22 · August 17th, 2007

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Originally Posted by Team Infidel

LOL that is soooo wrong...

You are so right but it is still funny.

CrazyLilCajun · August 17th, 2007

LOL!!!!!!!!! OMG Thats Funny!!!!

Peddler · August 17th, 2007

lol that is great!

Rob Henderson · August 21st, 2007

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sevens · August 22nd, 2007

Wrong, wrong, WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But still funny!

August 16th, 2007	#1
tomtom22	The soldier and the nun info A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way." After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq." The nun said, "I understand completely." The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls.. I don't want to go to Iraq either." "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

August 17th, 2007	#4
CrazyLilCajun	LOL!!!!!!!!! OMG Thats Funny!!!! "Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne

August 21st, 2007	#6
Rob Henderson	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

August 22nd, 2007	#7
Sevens	Wrong, wrong, WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But still funny! Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.

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