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September 16th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Post; Soldier jokeA soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later." The nun agreed to his request. A short time later, two Military Police (MPs) came running along and asked if she had seen a soldier running down the road. She replied, "He went that way." After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq." The nun said she could fully understand his fear. The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go to Iraq either."
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September 16th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | ROFLMAO |
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September 16th, 2005
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__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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September 16th, 2005
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| Master Gunner | Aieeee!!   Talk about bad habits!
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September 17th, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | LMAO!
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September 17th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | hahahahahahha.... i LOVE THIS ONE. bookmarking this one.
__________________  si deum nobiscum, quis contra? AS LONG AS DIXIE STILL EXISTS,THIS COUNTRY WILL NEVER FALL |
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September 17th, 2005
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| Banned  | dude, you cracked me up! LooooooooooooooooL |
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September 17th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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September 18th, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | oh man, thats a good one |
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January 13th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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