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April 12th, 2006   Post 1
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Post; So, What's an MRE?


DURING OPERATION DESERT STORM, my family and I wrote to several service members stationed in the Gulf. My younger brother asked one officer what "MRE" stands for. The captain wrote back, "MRE stands for 'Meals Ready to Eat' -- three lies in one!"

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Rosanne Moore

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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April 13th, 2006   Post 2
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That's great, and true too!
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April 13th, 2006   Post 3
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A mate of mine who served in the Australian army alongside Delta in Somalia refers to them as "Meals Rejected By Ethiopians".
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April 13th, 2006   Post 4
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Originally Posted by AussieNick
A mate of mine who served in the Australian army alongside Delta in Somalia refers to them as "Meals Rejected By Ethiopians".
I didn't know Delta airlines was in Somalia! Awesome!
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April 15th, 2006   Post 5
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MRE stands for MONEY READY TO EARN.
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April 15th, 2006   Post 6
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PJ24
I didn't know Delta airlines was in Somalia! Awesome!
Was that a joke? Or your gross cluelessness as to "Delta" being Delta Force?
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April 15th, 2006   Post 7
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Knowing PJ he was surely kidding, Army101.
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April 15th, 2006   Post 8
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Lol.
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April 16th, 2006   Post 9
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ARMY101
Was that a joke? Or your gross cluelessness as to "Delta" being Delta Force?
Don't be silly. Of course I know what Delta Force is. It's one of the better movies Chuck Norris put out!
 
April 16th, 2006   Post 10
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Hahaha.