Topic: So, You Were Going to Get a Tattoo?

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January 2nd, 2006   Post 1
AJChenMPH
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Post; So, You Were Going to Get a Tattoo?


A FEW MONTHS after Tom and I were married during World War II, he was shipped off to Pearl Harbor. In one of his first letters, he wrote, "I'm going to have a Navy battleship tattooed on my chest." Instead of pleading, I answered simply, "Send me a picture of your tattoo, and I'll have a duplicate put on my chest." We have been married for 51 years. Neither of us has a tattoo.

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Bertha R. Smith

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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January 2nd, 2006   Post 2
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Have to find a reply to that one. I want another tattoo and the wife says I dont need one. I only have 3 and only one shows - less that an inch square - with a shortsleeve shirt on.
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January 2nd, 2006   Post 3
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my dad has 6 tattoos going up and down both arms, a couple USMC tattoos, some stars, a tiger, a can of beer, and a pack of ciggys
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May 9th, 2006   Post 4
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I tried this.... the hubby sent me a pic! *SIGH*
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May 9th, 2006   Post 5
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What is that?
 
May 9th, 2006   Post 6
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What is that?
Yeah, looks like weed?
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July 28th, 2006   Post 7
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Its a tribal something or another thats protects you. I think its a waste of money and quite trashy!
 
July 31st, 2006   Post 8
Rob Henderson
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Looks more to me like words on a background...Just my opinion.


Anyway, thats smart...
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August 8th, 2007   Post 9
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that's smart..........
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August 9th, 2007   Post 10
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Damn.....I should've done that. Maybe my ex wouldn't have 17 of the things now......LOL
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