...and yes, I know that can be dangerous.

So what with all of Maurice Clarett's troubles (click here if you have no idea who I'm talking about) and his bail/bond being set at US$5 million, the anchors at ESPN were saying that the bond "will almost certainly keep him in jail for the weekend."

It suddenly dawned on me -- if I got into trouble like that, and bond were only set to something easily "affordable", like $5,000 or $10,000 (money that my mom easily has), I still wouldn't get out. My mom would be like, "WTF? He got himself into that trouble, let him stay in jail and learn a lesson!!"

Anyone else with parents like that?

Don't forget, you are innocent until proven guilty!

My parents would just let me rot. No such thing as "innocent till proven guilty" with them. "You got arrested, obviously you're guilty" is their philosophy. LOL

Originally Posted by The Cooler King

Don't forget, you are innocent until proven guilty!

That only applies to the US legal system. My mom thinks she's above the US legal system.

Yeah, I think I would spend at least one night in the clink....

Well I know that I would get bailed quick, cause no one knows where the oven or frig or washing machine or vaccum is in the house, and it will be cheaper springing me than paying a maid to clean up, or cook anything.

Yeap I know my value in life LMAO!

Oh come on Kiwi..If I guy were in charge in the house, he might be able to get by for ..... one night...


maybe...




possibly....





if he called his mom....

Now, if it were me, I do all the cooking when I'm at my fiancée's place, and since I do all my own laundry anyways...sorry, Kiwi, you're spending the night.

oh heck, I'd be screwed if I got arrested in my hometown. My godfather's the judge, my mother's the prosecutor- there's no way I'd keep it on the D-L.

And that's a huge conflict of interests

Heh, if I got thrown in jail I'd RATHER stay there than go back home to the mass death that would commence (well, worse than death really...)