About The smell of a new car

LIPS · November 15th, 2004

A lady walks into a Ferrari dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns back, there, standing next to her, is a salesman. "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
"vehicle?" He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh!t yourself when you hear the price."

AFSteliga · November 16th, 2004

Hahaha....nice.

USAOwnz · November 16th, 2004

Hahaha

Sevens · January 16th, 2007

*groan*

weed · January 16th, 2007

LOL! That's good

tomtom22 · January 17th, 2007

Team Infidel · January 21st, 2007

that's verry funny

November 15th, 2004	#1
LIPS	The smell of a new car info A lady walks into a Ferrari dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there, standing next to her, is a salesman. "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely "vehicle?" He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh!t yourself when you hear the price." Some more words of wisdom from LIPS

November 16th, 2004	#2
AFSteliga	Hahaha....nice. MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra

November 16th, 2004	#3
USAOwnz	Hahaha Squirrelly Wrath! \|Congratualations Mr. President!\|Raven\'s Realm\|

January 16th, 2007	#4
Sevens	groan Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.

January 17th, 2007	#6
tomtom22	"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

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