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November 15th, 2004
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Post; The smell of a new carA lady walks into a Ferrari dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there, standing next to her, is a salesman. "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely "vehicle?" He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh!t yourself when you hear the price."
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November 16th, 2004
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| Cadet Moderator  | Hahaha....nice. 
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November 16th, 2004
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| Optio | Hahaha |
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January 16th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | *groan*
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January 16th, 2007
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| Optio | LOL! That's good |
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January 17th, 2007
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January 21st, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster |  that's verry funny
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