Smart Texan Girl

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March 10th, 2006   #1
tomtom22
 
 

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Texans are very smart. Amy, a blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows the rancher says to Amy: "The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?"?? So the rancher leaves for the fields.


After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down the barn. They walk along a long row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him: "This is the one..... right here."



Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me little lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?"


"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains very confidently.


Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"


She turns to walk away, and with complete confidence, says: "I guess it's to hang your pants on....."


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
March 10th, 2006   #2
Navy Boy
 
 
Stupid blonde.


This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran

Semper Fortis
 
March 10th, 2006   #3
AFSteliga
 
 
Nice.


MCpl K. Steliga
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Per ardua ad astra
 
March 11th, 2006   #4
Marinerhodes
 
 
*snorts* hang your pa..*laughs* nts on..*snicker**giggle*


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March 11th, 2006   #5
Shadow Hunter
 
 
dumb/smart *** blonde. It can go both ways
 
March 11th, 2006   #6
Fox
 
 
Nice...BTW, don't kidding about Texan blonde. My GF is a blonde Texan and she is smart. She is going to Texas A&M. heh.


I shall return-

General Douglas MacArthur
 
March 11th, 2006   #7
AJChenMPH
 
 
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Originally Posted by Marinerhodes
*snorts* hang your pa..*laughs* nts on..*snicker**giggle*
You okay over there, Marine? I ain't on duty, so don't expect me to give you mouth-to-mouth if you pass out.




Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8
 
March 12th, 2006   #8
rotc boy
 
 
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Originally Posted by Fox
Nice...BTW, don't kidding about Texan blonde. My GF is a blonde Texan and she is smart. She is going to Texas A&M. heh.
yes, the farmer school


hook em!


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Can't tell you how many times I've heard thugs robbing convenience stores say to each other, "Fix bayonets!"
 
November 4th, 2007   #9
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