Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

15. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
14. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about
in the last time management course you sent me to."
13. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
12. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission
statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
11. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
10. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
9. "Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan"
(SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made
me attend.
8. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work
related stress."
7. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out
a solution to our biggest problem."
6. "The coffee machine is broken...."
5. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the
workaholic!"
2. "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens
without hands."

AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT
SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

"Amen"

Lonnie Courtney Clay

11. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

That's a lie! I had to read that book for my Life Skills class!

i had to read the teen version, and that my friend put me to sleep.

Wait... I think it was the teen version.... I forget, I'm in typing class now and done with Life Skills.

i reply with " im asian"

6. "The coffee machine is broken...." the best

Hahahahaha!!!