About A skinny Irish guy goes into an elevator
|February 3rd, 2007||#1|
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A skinny Irish guy goes into an elevator info
HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, he looks down and
says in a deep voice, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch d*ck, 3 pound
left testicle 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The Irish man faints and falls to the floor The big guy kneels
down and brings him to, shaking him.
The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to
The big guy says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch d*ck, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name
is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you
said, Turn around"!
|February 3rd, 2007||#2|
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LMAO nice one!
"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck
|February 9th, 2007||#9|
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"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations