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February 3rd, 2007
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Post; A skinny Irish guy goes into an elevatorA skinny Irish guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, he looks down and says in a deep voice, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch d*ck, 3 pound left testicle 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The Irish man faints and falls to the floor The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big guy says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch d*ck, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, Turn around"!
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February 3rd, 2007
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| Milforum's Bouncer | LMAO nice one!
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February 3rd, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | that's a funny
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February 3rd, 2007
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| Milforum Pivotman | Yea. My friend Leland told me that one not too long ago. Hahahaha. Still pretty good.
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February 3rd, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Hahahahahahahahaha Love it!!!
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February 4th, 2007
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| Banned  | silly...  |
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February 4th, 2007
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| Can you hear me now?  | Lamo! Hahahahahahahahaha!
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February 5th, 2007
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| U of B and B Alumnus | Good one.
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February 9th, 2007
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| Chief Engineer  |  Good one!
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