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April 19th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Simple proof


One Nation, "Under God". One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a Classroom. The teacher was going to explain Evolution to the children. The teacher asked A little boy: Tommy do you see the tree Outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass Outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see If you can see the sky.

TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes Later) Yes, I saw the sky.

TEACHER: Did you see God up there?

TOMMY: No.

TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. Possibly he just Doesn't exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the Boy some questions.

The teacher agreed and the little girl asked The boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass Outside?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?

TOMMY: Yes

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

TOMMY: No

LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we Were taught today in school, she possibly May not even have one!

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Lonnie Courtney Clay
 
April 23rd, 2008   Post 2
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Hahahaha!!!!
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April 24th, 2008   Post 3
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haahahahahaha
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April 24th, 2008   Post 4
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haha...good one.
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