1. He took public transportation to and from his bank robbery.

2. He is using his seeing eye dog as a look-out.

3. Instead of a cherry pie, she shoplifted yeast, flour, eggs, and a jar of cherries.

4. You caught him driving a stolen car with "The Club" still on.

5. He tries to convince you that he thought crack was a breakfast cereal.

6. He responds to your use of verbal force with a bunch of "Yo'momma" oneliners.

7. He makes himself laugh every time he says he's innocent.

8. He claims diplomatic immunity because he's a citizen of the Republic of Texas.

9. He asks the judge for a senior citizen discount on his 7-year sentence.

10. He left footprints and a bloody glove at the crime scene.

Well, that's amusing.

Hehehehe

that's funny