Topic: Show him your BADGE!

tomtom22 · 3 Weeks Ago

A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "

The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

"Your badge. Show him your BADGE!"

captiva303 · 3 Weeks Ago

very funny,
and you never know this actually sounds good enough to be true...

viper2007 · 3 Weeks Ago

Thas a good one- I am still laughing as I wrote this....

sky2979 · 3 Weeks Ago

Hehehehehhehee.............lol

Fox · 3 Weeks Ago

Don't mess with Texas. haha

Mighty Mouse · 3 Weeks Ago

That's funny!

3 Weeks Ago	Post 1
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Post; Show him your BADGE! A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location. The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? " The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs..... "Your badge. Show him your BADGE!" __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

3 Weeks Ago	Post 2
captiva303 Primus Pilus Gear	very funny, and you never know this actually sounds good enough to be true... __________________ Si vis pacem, para bellum - If you wish for peace, prepare for war!!!

3 Weeks Ago	Post 4
sky2979 Tejanita Caliente Gear	Hehehehehhehee.............lol __________________ "A good teacher is like a candle...It will consume itself to light the path for others"...R.I.P. Steven Zeluff

3 Weeks Ago	Post 5
Fox Can you hear me now? Gear	Don't mess with Texas. haha __________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American

3 Weeks Ago	Post 6
Mighty Mouse Optio	That's funny! __________________ Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~ Plato

3 Weeks Ago	Post 3
viper2007 Milites Gregarius	Thas a good one- I am still laughing as I wrote this....

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