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July 3rd, 2007
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| Immunes | Post; Shot in the DarkAn old Spike Milligan joke revisited. A squaddie in an OP sees a shape moving towards him through the bush so he opens fire and is relieved to hear a smack as his shot takes down the intruder. Going forward to investigate he comes across his platoon sergeant; on his back, groaning loudly and badly wounded. Seriously concerned the squaddie gets onto his mobile to report the incident. (More defense cuts no radio.) Getting through to HQ he makes the following call. Christ! He yells in a panic, ˜My platoon sergeant is dead. What can I do? A calm voice at the other end replies, ˜Take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead. There is a silence, and then a shot is heard. The squaddie comes back on the phone, OK, now what?” 
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July 3rd, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | 
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July 3rd, 2007
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| Milforum Cowgirl | funny...ive heard this one before except it was about rednecks lol
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July 3rd, 2007
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | haha, great one! I've heard it before too about two guys hunting. still great!
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July 4th, 2007
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| Milforum Pivotman | Hahaha. Good stuff, that.
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July 6th, 2007
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| Cadet Moderator   | That's a good one.
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July 11th, 2007
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| Tribunus Laticlavius |  ...
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July 11th, 2007
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| Immunes | Not that I have any thing against anyone above Bombadier (corporal)! Its just they should not be issued with a map! And that my friends is the real danger on a battlefield! an NCO or even worse...an Officer with a map! can you see it.."Lets advance to here!" Tack a Tack a Tack! No-ones comin back!  |
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October 17th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Nice. LOL
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December 25th, 2007
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| Optio | Must hae been an Army cadet. 
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