Shortest Fairytale Ever

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Shortest Fairytale Ever


Once upon a time a guy asked a girl "will you marry me?"

She said "No"

And the guy lived happily ever after

 

[Charge 7]

Is that a "Fractured Fairy Tale"? I expect the book to snap shut on you and fall over. :twisted:

 

[Locke]

you must know my uncle i got this exact joke today!!!

 

[AmericanSweetheart]

Call me a cynic but I don't like that story.

 

[Themrose89]

Shortest Fairytale Ever


Once upon a time a guy asked a girl "will you marry me?"

She said "No"

And the guy lived happily ever after

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl "will you marry me?"

She said "Yes"

And the guy regretted it for the rest of his life :twisted:

 

[AmericanSweetheart]

I still don't like it.

 

[behemoth79]

what about...
a guy asked a girl to marry him.
she said yes
they had their little house on the praire with the little white picket fence and their national average 2.2 kids.

is that more of your style of fairy tale?

 

[AmericanSweetheart]

yep!

 

[Themrose89]

And then a tornado came and took the 2.2 children to OZ! :twisted:

 

[AmericanSweetheart]

Its a real colorful town that oz!

 

[Damien]

Once upon a time they all lived happily ever after.

 

[Themrose89]

Its a real colorful town that oz!

and then Oz was run over by orcs from Mordor :firedevi: :twisted:

 

[AmericanSweetheart]

yeah but the little hobbit frodo fixed it all!

 

[behemoth79]

and then were wisked away to the center of a firebombing campaign

 

[Themrose89]

and they all died. :twisted:

 

[AmericanSweetheart]

and went to heaven and were happy!

 

[Themrose89]

And Armegedon came and God enlisted them as Gabreal's holy warriors.

 

[behemoth79]

The End. Best fairy tale ever.

 

[Themrose89]

And not so short either. Thanks for making it great Amerciansweetheart. :lol:

 

[AmericanSweetheart]

Np!