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May 12th, 2006
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter  | Post; ShoppingI researched this one and got no hits but it sure sounds familiar. Well, here goes. A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: * A half-gallon of 2% milk * A half carton of eggs * A quart of orange juice * A small head of romaine lettuce * A 2 lb. can of coffee * And a 1 lb. package of bacon As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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May 12th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer | Good one!
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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May 12th, 2006
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| Milforum Hitman  | Hahahahahahaahah excellent one.
__________________ "Freedom is the sure possession of those alone who have the courage to defend it". Pericles.  |
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May 12th, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | Well, no1 can say he's dishonest...lol..bit frank though...hahahahahahahaha
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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May 13th, 2006
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| Master Gunner | Ouch!  
__________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia  |
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May 14th, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | Ten dollars says the drunk is single too!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha |
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May 14th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | Nice.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga RMC/CMR Cadet Wing Quartermaster Per ardua ad astra |
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May 14th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | Quote:
i bet thats his way of saying : im the only guy that will do you.
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May 15th, 2006
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | Little children and old drunks can be painfully honest when it comes to the truth. |
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May 15th, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | Amen to that Missileer... |
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