Topic: Sharing Hotel Room

JulesLee · November 22nd, 2005

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.

"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."

"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."

"No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it."

The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" Asked the manager.

"Never better."

The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"

"Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Marine.

"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.

"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."

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I dont get the joke.. someone explain plx.. o__o and no offence to marine and navy personnels x_o

NCdt Steliga · November 22nd, 2005

Hahahaha

bigcanada813 · November 22nd, 2005

tomtom22 · November 22nd, 2005

Insomniac · July 11th, 2006

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I dont get the joke.. someone explain plx.. o__o and no offence to marine and navy personnels x_o

simple, he thought th marine was gay and wanted to f**k him

Fox · July 11th, 2006

hahahahah!

Sevens · July 11th, 2006

LOL Good one!!

icecold · July 12th, 2006

great

gigabrain · July 13th, 2006

hilarious man

AmericanSweetheart · July 24th, 2006

Why would navy have a problem with it? lol Sorry I had to!

November 22nd, 2005	Post 1
JulesLee Primus Pilus Gear	Post; Sharing Hotel Room By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" Asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Marine. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me." -------------------------------- I dont get the joke.. someone explain plx.. o__o and no offence to marine and navy personnels x_o __________________ May 15, 2009 Commissioning in Dress Blues!!

November 22nd, 2005	Post 2
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Hahahaha __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

November 22nd, 2005	Post 3
bigcanada813 Canuckus Maximus Gear	__________________ "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

November 22nd, 2005	Post 4
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

July 11th, 2006	Post 6
Fox Can you hear me now? Gear	hahahahah! __________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American

July 11th, 2006	Post 7
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	LOL Good one!! __________________ Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan says, "Oh no......She's awake!!!" Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

July 12th, 2006	Post 8
icecold Milites Gregarius	great __________________

July 13th, 2006	Post 9
gigabrain Centurion Gear	hilarious man __________________ Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. "I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head!"

July 24th, 2006	Post 10
AmericanSweetheart Primus Pilus Gear	Why would navy have a problem with it? lol Sorry I had to! __________________ I have the toughest Job in the Corps.....Putting up with a Marine!

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