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| Forum Health Inspector | Post; Shakespeare in the Army?DURING COLLEGE, I entered an Army ROTC program and trained at Fort Bragg, N.C. One rainy night, I was assigned guard duty. Hours later – cold, wet and tired – I spotted a relief truck and ran toward it. But instead of the expected replacement guard, a captain jumped from the vehicle. "What are you supposed to say?" he yelled. I quickly responded, "Hark! Who goes there?" rather than the correct "Halt! Who goes there?" I spent the next 15 minutes doing push-ups in the rain, repeating, "This is the United States Army, not a Shakespearean festival." --Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Sam G. Lovell Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
__________________ Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8 |
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| Cadet Moderator ![]() | Gotta love those English Lit courses.
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| Forum Brat | Very nice!!!!!
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__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations |
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