About Sex: Work or Fun?

SigPig · March 12th, 2005

The old Colonel, his Adjutant, and a young Lieutenant were discussing sex.
The Colonel said, “I believe that sex is about 90% work, and 10% fun.”
The Adjutant disagreed. “I’d say it’s nearer 50% work and 50% fun.”
The young Lieutenant snorted. “Maybe for you old guys, but I’d say it’s closer to 10% work and 90% fun.”
Just then the grizzled Regimental Sergeant-Major happened by, overseeing the various work parties. The Colonel called him over.
The old chief snapped to attention. “Yes, sir!”
“RSM,” said the Colonel, “we were having a disagreement here, and we were hoping you could settle it. I say that sex is about 90% work and 10% fun. The young Lieutenant here says its 10% work and 90% fun. The Adj says its fifty-fifty. What’s your opinion?”
The RSM knit his beetle brows and said, “Why, Sir, it’s obviously 100% fun.”
The Colonel asked, “And how did you arrive at that figure?”
The RSM retorted, “Because if there was any work involved you’d have my men do it for you.”

AmericanSweetheart · March 12th, 2005

oh its not work for men just the girls they sleep with! lol I like this joke tho

A Can of Man · March 13th, 2005

LOL

AFSteliga · March 22nd, 2005

Haha

LIBERTY · March 24th, 2005

HAHAHA that was pretty good!

behemoth79 · March 24th, 2005

sounds like a "there are three guys in a bar" joke modfied to fit.

tomtom22 · January 17th, 2007

Team Infidel · April 18th, 2007

hahaha funny

SilknLeather · November 20th, 2007

This one is worth sending to the Marines, they will get a kick out of it.

Sevens · November 22nd, 2007

Priceless!!!!!!!

March 12th, 2005	#1
SigPig	Sex: Work or Fun? info The old Colonel, his Adjutant, and a young Lieutenant were discussing sex. The Colonel said, “I believe that sex is about 90% work, and 10% fun.” The Adjutant disagreed. “I’d say it’s nearer 50% work and 50% fun.” The young Lieutenant snorted. “Maybe for you old guys, but I’d say it’s closer to 10% work and 90% fun.” Just then the grizzled Regimental Sergeant-Major happened by, overseeing the various work parties. The Colonel called him over. The old chief snapped to attention. “Yes, sir!” “RSM,” said the Colonel, “we were having a disagreement here, and we were hoping you could settle it. I say that sex is about 90% work and 10% fun. The young Lieutenant here says its 10% work and 90% fun. The Adj says its fifty-fifty. What’s your opinion?” The RSM knit his beetle brows and said, “Why, Sir, it’s obviously 100% fun.” The Colonel asked, “And how did you arrive at that figure?” The RSM retorted, “Because if there was any work involved you’d have my men do it for you.” \"What are you talking about? One, two, three, fo-- oh, crap.\" - G. Edwin Bergstrom, Arlington VA, 15 Jan 1943

March 12th, 2005	#2
AmericanSweetheart	oh its not work for men just the girls they sleep with! lol I like this joke tho

March 22nd, 2005	#4
AFSteliga	Haha MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra

March 24th, 2005	#6
behemoth79	sounds like a "there are three guys in a bar" joke modfied to fit. si deum nobiscum, quis contra? AS LONG AS DIXIE STILL EXISTS,THIS COUNTRY WILL NEVER FALL

January 17th, 2007	#7
tomtom22	"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

November 20th, 2007	#9
SilknLeather	This one is worth sending to the Marines, they will get a kick out of it.

November 22nd, 2007	#10
Sevens	Priceless!!!!!!! Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.

March 13th, 2005	#3
A Can of Man	LOL

April 18th, 2007	#8
Team Infidel	hahaha funny

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