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March 12th, 2005
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| Optio | Post; Sex: Work or Fun?The old Colonel, his Adjutant, and a young Lieutenant were discussing sex. The Colonel said, “I believe that sex is about 90% work, and 10% fun.” The Adjutant disagreed. “I’d say it’s nearer 50% work and 50% fun.” The young Lieutenant snorted. “Maybe for you old guys, but I’d say it’s closer to 10% work and 90% fun.” Just then the grizzled Regimental Sergeant-Major happened by, overseeing the various work parties. The Colonel called him over. The old chief snapped to attention. “Yes, sir!” “RSM,” said the Colonel, “we were having a disagreement here, and we were hoping you could settle it. I say that sex is about 90% work and 10% fun. The young Lieutenant here says its 10% work and 90% fun. The Adj says its fifty-fifty. What’s your opinion?” The RSM knit his beetle brows and said, “Why, Sir, it’s obviously 100% fun.” The Colonel asked, “And how did you arrive at that figure?” The RSM retorted, “Because if there was any work involved you’d have my men do it for you.”
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March 12th, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | oh its not work for men just the girls they sleep with! lol I like this joke tho
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March 13th, 2005
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| No Chance Outside | LOL
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March 22nd, 2005
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| Cadet Moderator  | Haha 
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March 24th, 2005
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| Centurion | HAHAHA that was pretty good! |
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March 24th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | sounds like a "there are three guys in a bar" joke modfied to fit.
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January 17th, 2007
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April 18th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | hahaha funny
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November 20th, 2007
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| Centurion | This one is worth sending to the Marines, they will get a kick out of it.  |
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November 22nd, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Priceless!!!!!!!
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