About Sex: Work or Fun?
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Sex: Work or Fun? info
The Colonel said, “I believe that sex is about 90% work, and 10% fun.”
The Adjutant disagreed. “I’d say it’s nearer 50% work and 50% fun.”
The young Lieutenant snorted. “Maybe for you old guys, but I’d say it’s closer to 10% work and 90% fun.”
Just then the grizzled Regimental Sergeant-Major happened by, overseeing the various work parties. The Colonel called him over.
The old chief snapped to attention. “Yes, sir!”
“RSM,” said the Colonel, “we were having a disagreement here, and we were hoping you could settle it. I say that sex is about 90% work and 10% fun. The young Lieutenant here says its 10% work and 90% fun. The Adj says its fifty-fifty. What’s your opinion?”
The RSM knit his beetle brows and said, “Why, Sir, it’s obviously 100% fun.”
The Colonel asked, “And how did you arrive at that figure?”
The RSM retorted, “Because if there was any work involved you’d have my men do it for you.”
\"What are you talking about? One, two, three, fo-- oh, crap.\"
- G. Edwin Bergstrom, Arlington VA, 15 Jan 1943