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May 12th, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; sex....An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?" The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. He proceeded to tell her all about the "birds and the bees." When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?" The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."
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May 12th, 2008
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| The fire is everything...  | Ouch..  |
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May 12th, 2008
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| Caesar | LOL........
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May 12th, 2008
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| Spam King | and the father fainted...
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May 12th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | ^^^ More than likely. Hehehe
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May 14th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Hahahahaha!!!
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