A Company Commander and a Gunny were in the field.
As they hit the sack for the night, the Gunny said: "Sir, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"
The C.O. said "I see millions of stars."
Gunny: "And what does that tell you, sir?"
C.O.: "Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me God is great and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Gunny?"
Gunny: "Well sir, it tells me somebody stole our tent."

Truely a classic joke

great classic joke