Topic: The Secret

ARMY101 · April 25th, 2006

A brand new Navy sailor is just about to leave for his first time at sea. He's a little nervous and, well, wondering what he can do about his "needs". He brings it up the chain of command to a Sub-Lieutenant:

"Well sir," he says, embarassed, "we're going to be at sea for 6 months, and won't have any time for... you know... activities..."

"Ah, not a problem!" He replies, "on board we have 'the barrel'. Go there, stick your thing in it, have some fun, and you'll be fine."

It sounded like a sketchy thing, but he figured he had nothing to lose. He lasts two weeks at sea before he dicides to try it out. He sticks it in, and it's absolutely amazing. He couldn't believe how good it was, and it left him curious as to the barrel's secret.

Three weeks later, he sees the SLt., and wants to thank him. "That was... amazing sir. I wanted to thank you for helping me out."

"Oh that's not a problem, glad I could help. By the way, next Thursday, you're in the barrel."

Navy Boy · April 25th, 2006

tomtom22 · April 25th, 2006

Fox · April 25th, 2006

Eww but funny.

JulesLee · April 26th, 2006

LOLOLOL main reason I dun wanna join teh navy! lol! I love to pound ground <.<

fronzz · April 26th, 2006

Thats sick..!

Missileer · April 26th, 2006

So that's where the term "your turn in the barrel" came from.

NCdt Steliga · April 27th, 2006

Well...didn't know the origin of that...

armlesscadet · April 28th, 2006

eww but funny

Italian Guy · April 28th, 2006

Funny but eeww.

April 25th, 2006	Post 1
ARMY101 Optio Gear	Post; The Secret A brand new Navy sailor is just about to leave for his first time at sea. He's a little nervous and, well, wondering what he can do about his "needs". He brings it up the chain of command to a Sub-Lieutenant: "Well sir," he says, embarassed, "we're going to be at sea for 6 months, and won't have any time for... you know... activities..." "Ah, not a problem!" He replies, "on board we have 'the barrel'. Go there, stick your thing in it, have some fun, and you'll be fine." It sounded like a sketchy thing, but he figured he had nothing to lose. He lasts two weeks at sea before he dicides to try it out. He sticks it in, and it's absolutely amazing. He couldn't believe how good it was, and it left him curious as to the barrel's secret. Three weeks later, he sees the SLt., and wants to thank him. "That was... amazing sir. I wanted to thank you for helping me out." "Oh that's not a problem, glad I could help. By the way, next Thursday, you're in the barrel." __________________ Cadet Master Warrant Officer Former Regimental Sergeant Major Royal Canadian Army Cadets

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Navy Boy I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!! Gear	Lol! __________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran Semper Fortis

April 25th, 2006	Post 3
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations Last edited by tomtom22; April 26th, 2006 at 01:16.

April 25th, 2006	Post 4
Fox Can you hear me now? Gear	Eww but funny. __________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American

April 26th, 2006	Post 5
JulesLee Primus Pilus Gear	LOLOLOL main reason I dun wanna join teh navy! lol! I love to pound ground <.< __________________ May 15, 2009 Commissioning in Dress Blues!!

April 26th, 2006	Post 6
fronzz Tribuni Angusticlavii Gear	Thats sick..! __________________ "Oh Bother" Said Pooh as the tripwire clicked. Join my Forum! www.milsurp.tk

April 26th, 2006	Post 7
Missileer Nuclear Duck Hunter Gear	So that's where the term "your turn in the barrel" came from. __________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill

April 27th, 2006	Post 8
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Well...didn't know the origin of that... __________________ Pte K. Steliga RMC/CMR Cadet Wing Quartermaster Per ardua ad astra

April 28th, 2006	Post 9
armlesscadet duke of milforum slayer	eww but funny __________________ C/1stSgt AFJROTC Death smiles at us all. The US Marine smiles back

April 28th, 2006	Post 10
Italian Guy Milforum Hitman Gear	Funny but eeww. __________________ "Freedom is the sure possession of those alone who have the courage to defend it". Pericles.

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