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February 12th, 2006   Post 1
tomtom22
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While in Marine Corps boot camp, we were taught to keep our heads if taken prisoner by the enemy. After all, methods used to extract information, we learned, might not be the ones we were expecting. "Imagine that the door to your cell opens and in walks a beautiful young woman in a revealing outfit," said our instructor. "The best thing to do is not to touch her." From the back of the room came the question, "Sir, what's the second best thing?"

— Joke contributed by David Graves

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February 21st, 2006   Post 2
armlesscadet
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umm honestly thats realy not that funny....nice try though
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