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June 11th, 2004
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| Optio  | Post; Seals and the Green BeretTwo Seals boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, A Green Beret got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Seals. The Green Beret kicked off his boots, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Seal in the window seat said,"I think I'll get up and get a coke." "No problem," said the Green Beret, "I'll get it for you." While he was gone, the Seal picked up the Green Beret's boot and spit in it. When the Green Beret returned with the coke, the other Seal said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too." Again, the Green Beret obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the Seal picked up the other boot and spit in it. The Green Beret returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to Houston. As the plane was landing, the Green Beret slipped his feet into his boots and knew immediately what had happened. "How long must this go on?" the Green Beret asked. "This fighting between our groups? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in boots and pissing in cokes?" |
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June 11th, 2004
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Great joke  i believe Redleg has this one on his site tho....
__________________ on a permanent vacation....will visit every now and then. see arcade hidden message!!! Life is short and pointless, be happy and live it. |
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June 11th, 2004
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | LOL that was a GOOD one
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June 11th, 2004
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| Cadet Moderator  | That's good.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga RMC/CMR Cadet Wing Quartermaster Per ardua ad astra |
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June 11th, 2004
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| Immunes | That was great!!!!
__________________ C/2nd Lt. Mar Color Guard OIC El Camino HS Oceanside, Ca |
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June 12th, 2004
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | You'd think they would relize their was piss in their cokes when they got it coase it would be warm.
__________________ C/Capt "Robot", CAP (ret) NBB '06 Alpha Flight NBB '07 Delta Flight |
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June 12th, 2004
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| Optio | That was great.
__________________ \"Reaching the pinnacle of combative competency does not occur through some mystical transformation. It\'s acquired through persistence and lot\'s of hard work.\" ~War Machine Philosophy. |
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June 12th, 2004
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| Immunes | Quote:
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June 13th, 2004
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| Primus Pilus | come on guys, it's a joke! And a good one too I might add.
__________________ "It is not supreme excellence to fight and conquer in all your battles, It is supreme excellence if you break the enemy's resistance without fighting." Sun Tzu, the Art of War |
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June 14th, 2004
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| Immunes | I think it was one of the best I've ever heard. |
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