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Topic about: ROFL! What does MEPS stand for? Sorry, need to brush up on the military Jargon lol. Sunset, man, youve been to hell and back lol j/k.


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April 11th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
dude thats not right
 
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April 12th, 2004  
Mark Conley
 
 
Well, if you must know...what are they looking for?

1. hernias.

2. Hemmoroids.

3. Slightly used spincters.....

4. Really used spincters.....

5. They check to see if they need to remove your fathers or judges footware before you enter the service

6. Evil prostrates

7. And for the doctors...its a test of endurance. (i aint doing it. yes you are. no i am not. yes you are. look my dad didnt pay for 7 years of medical school just so i could....)
 
April 12th, 2004  
Redneck
 
 
I think that near about sums it up.
 
April 12th, 2004  
airmen2b
 

you are not a lone info


if it is any consolation the females too have some uh, humbling inspections and we get an old guy too. mine was indian and i could not understand a word he was saying which made out for any even more embaressing situation.
 
April 12th, 2004  
Mark Conley
 
 
well to tell you the truth...

the day i was examined, there were 21 other young men in there..from 17 to 20...with me being the oldest at 25.

Now having to bend over was bad enough...but to have 21 young guys all laughing with you when you are over heard to say to the doctor "you had better warm that finger up before you use it doc" really was a little...embarassing.

to tell you the truth, the doc was laughing so hard, he almost had a stroke...
 
April 13th, 2004  
TheSunsetSniper
 
Wow... i was lucky enough not to have anyone else at MEPS watching, although there was an entire wall of windows with everyone in all the 16 nearby skyscrapers looking at my rear as well.
 
April 13th, 2004  
FutureRANGER
 
 
Thats why you paint a face on your rear
 
April 13th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
lol, :
 
April 16th, 2004  
Jamoni
 
"Thats why you paint a face on your rear "
Pin a couple of oak leaves to your thighs, and you've got yourself a staff officer.
 
April 16th, 2004  
airmen2b
 
that was cute