A savvy Marine Sergeant Major

About A savvy Marine Sergeant Major


  International Military Forums > The Off-Topic Zone > Military Jokes and Humor Forum
User Name
Password

 
May 27th, 2004   #1
Mark Conley
 
 

A savvy Marine Sergeant Major info


A Sergeant Major was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The Sergeant Major took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want." Again the Sergeant Major took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The Sergeant Major said, "Look I'm an Sergeant Major. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."


“If we should have to fight, we should be prepared to do so from the neck up instead of from the neck down.”— General James H. Doolittle, USAAF
 
May 27th, 2004   #2
Redneck
 
 


No boom, no boom, no boom, Amen.
 
May 27th, 2004   #3
AFSteliga
 
 
Good stuff


MCpl K. Steliga
Ground Controller
Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control
14 Wing Greenwood
Royal Canadian Air Force

Per ardua ad astra
 
May 28th, 2004   #4
Darkmb101
 
Too bad for the princess.


on a permanent vacation....will visit every now and then. see arcade
hidden message!!! Life is short and pointless, be happy and live it.
 
May 30th, 2004   #5
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkmb101
Too bad for the princess.
Im sure she'll get over it after a while.


WOLFPACK!
The Devil wanted a refund on my soul; I told him all sales final.
 
May 30th, 2004   #6
IrishWizard
 
rofl thats funny
 
May 30th, 2004   #7
Achilles
 
 
thats a good one dude, it totally rocks 8)
 
May 30th, 2004   #8
si6
 
 
hehe e
 
April 2nd, 2007   #9
Team Infidel
 
 
hahaha good stuff


 
April 4th, 2007   #10
Sevens
 
 
Hehehehe


Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.