Topic: A savvy Marine Sergeant Major

Mark Conley · May 27th, 2004

A Sergeant Major was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The Sergeant Major took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want." Again the Sergeant Major took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The Sergeant Major said, "Look I'm an Sergeant Major. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

Redneck · May 27th, 2004

NCdt Steliga · May 27th, 2004

Good stuff

Darkmb101 · May 28th, 2004

Too bad for the princess.

C/2nd Lt Robot · May 30th, 2004

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Originally Posted by Darkmb101

Too bad for the princess.

Im sure she'll get over it after a while.

IrishWizard · May 30th, 2004

rofl thats funny

Achilles · May 30th, 2004

thats a good one dude, it totally rocks

si6 · May 30th, 2004

hehe e

Team Infidel · April 2nd, 2007

hahaha good stuff

Sevens · April 4th, 2007

Hehehehe

May 27th, 2004	Post 1
Mark Conley Tribuni Angusticlavii	Post; A savvy Marine Sergeant Major A Sergeant Major was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The Sergeant Major took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want." Again the Sergeant Major took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The Sergeant Major said, "Look I'm an Sergeant Major. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool." __________________ “If we should have to fight, we should be prepared to do so from the neck up instead of from the neck down.”— General James H. Doolittle, USAAF

May 27th, 2004	Post 2
Redneck Buttercup	__________________ No boom, no boom, no boom, Amen.

May 27th, 2004	Post 3
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Good stuff __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

May 28th, 2004	Post 4
Darkmb101 Tribunus Laticlavius	Too bad for the princess. __________________ on a permanent vacation....will visit every now and then. see arcade hidden message!!! Life is short and pointless, be happy and live it.

April 2nd, 2007	Post 9
Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	hahaha good stuff __________________

May 30th, 2004	Post 7
Achilles Banned	thats a good one dude, it totally rocks

April 4th, 2007	Post 10
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	Hehehehe __________________ Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan says, "Oh no......She's awake!!!" Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

Topic: A savvy Marine Sergeant Major

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