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May 8th, 2007   Post 1
Pacific Lure
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There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived
in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed
to communicate with her husband.

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with chicken legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know
how say it, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her
breasts. The lady got what she wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this to the butcher, she brought her husband to the store... what do you think happened? (Please scroll the page down)




What were you thinking?
Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!!!!!

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May 8th, 2007   Post 2
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duhhhhhhhhhhh
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May 8th, 2007   Post 3
JulesLee
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man i want to be a butcher and i hope someone buys chicken breast everyday!