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January 31st, 2006
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| Milforum Chaplain  | Post; satan: Arn't you frightened of me?some people are praying in a cathedral when all of a sudden there's a clap of thunder at the back, and then the place is filled with smoke and a terrible odour. The people look around and are shocked to see the Devil himself, bellowing hiddious noises and fire. They run out of the cathedral in fright. But an old man down the front pew doesn't move. So the Satan hovers down and halts in front of the old man. The Devil snarles at him and lets out grusome howles from the depths of Hell, but the old man just sits there staring at Satan with his arms folded. "Don't you know who I am?" screams Satan "Yep" says the man looking calm and collected "Arn't you frightened of me old man" bellows Satan "Why should I be?" answered the old man, "I've been married to your sister for 46 years." |
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February 1st, 2006
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  | 
__________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran  Semper Fortis |
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February 1st, 2006
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| Can you hear me now?  |
__________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American |
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February 2nd, 2006
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| I am Honor | Lol, that was pretty nice
__________________ ~when a man does his best, what else is there? Gen.George S.Patton  |
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February 4th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  |  Oh the devil made me do it! 
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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February 5th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | Nice one.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga RMC/CMR Cadet Wing Quartermaster Per ardua ad astra |
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February 5th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | nice one padre!
__________________ And shepards we shall be For thee, My Lord, for thee Power hath descended forth from thy hand That our feet may quickly carry out thy command So we shall flow a river forth to thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be In nomini Patri, et Fili, Spiritus Sancti Veritas, Aequitas |
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February 6th, 2006
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| Milites Gregarius  | Hey I know that woman too  |
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February 6th, 2006
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| Centurion | haha good lad
__________________ HELICOPTER --- Der Flingen Wingen Maschinen mit der Floppen Bladens dot ist Fliegen by der Dumbkopfs vas iss too Stupiden for Knowen dees Maschinens ees not Safen ver Fliegen. |
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April 6th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer | Good jokes keep getting repeated. Note the age difference in this post from the one here: One Day In Church |
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