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April 7th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Safety regulations


One of the funniest books in the Norwegian army is our safety regulations. UD 2-1. The funny part of them is that everything in it, is there as a result of it having happened. So with this in mind it can be a funny read.

One of the few things I can recall, years later, is the rules regulating falling off a bicycle (same rule applies to skiing).

--If you discover that you are going to fall, you are to yell out: "Help, I am falling" and then proceed to fall in a controlled fashion to the right.
 
April 7th, 2008   Post 2
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right on.........
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April 8th, 2008   Post 3
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That's the spirit! Always know what you're doing. hehe
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April 8th, 2008   Post 4
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So now i know where the weird instructions (like DO NOT IRON CLOTHING WHILE WEARING) come from.
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April 11th, 2008   Post 5
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Hahaha hilarious!!
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