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December 3rd, 2004   Post 11
dougal
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One day the pope and the queen were on the balcony of the palace waving to thousands of people on the streets below. the queen was getting a bit bord, so she turned to the pope and said "I say, I bet you 100 pounds that with one wave of my hand I can make every englishman cheer" the pope turned and said "well I am not a betting man, but go on anyway!" so the queen looked out to the public and waved as high as she could. Sure enough, almost the whole crowd cheered and shouted. She turned to the pope and smiled. "Now," the pope began "I bet you 200 pounds that with one bow of my head everyone from northan Ireland cheer louder than the english" The queen turned and said "you're on, sir!" So the pope nutted the queen!!


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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December 3rd, 2004   Post 12
beardo
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lol thats ****ing hilarious
 
December 10th, 2004   Post 13
Italian Guy
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December 11th, 2004   Post 14
rotc boy
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keep it coming dougal!
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