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February 15th, 2006   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; Sad News


It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news: Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes
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February 15th, 2006   Post 2
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RIP good ol man
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February 15th, 2006   Post 3
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Funnyyyyy
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February 15th, 2006   Post 4
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HAHA!
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February 15th, 2006   Post 5
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NOOOOO! Not the Pillsbury Doughboy!!!!
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February 16th, 2006   Post 6
Marinerhodes
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eHEHEH
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October 28th, 2007   Post 7
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funny.........
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October 28th, 2007   Post 8
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some idiot at the camp tried to cook bread at 500 degrees last week. We turned off all the stove dials behind his back while he argued with us,, and it took him 20 minutes to figure it out.
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October 28th, 2007   Post 9
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RIP Pillsbury Doughboy. That's a good one, tomtom.
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October 28th, 2007   Post 10
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hahaha..cute!
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