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February 15th, 2006   #1
tomtom22
 
 

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It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news: Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
February 15th, 2006   #2
MightyMacbeth
 
 
RIP good ol man


~when a man does his best, what else is there? Gen.George S.Patton

 
February 15th, 2006   #3
Chief Bones
 
 
Funnyyyyy
 
February 15th, 2006   #4
FutureDevilDog
 
 
HAHA!


/rant
 
February 15th, 2006   #5
Navy Boy
 
 
NOOOOO! Not the Pillsbury Doughboy!!!!


This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran

Semper Fortis
 
February 16th, 2006   #6
Marinerhodes
 
 
eHEHEH


Quote:
I am like Radio Shack. You have questions? I have answers!
 
October 28th, 2007   #7
Team Infidel
 
 
funny.........


 
October 28th, 2007   #8
deerslayer
 
 
some idiot at the camp tried to cook bread at 500 degrees last week. We turned off all the stove dials behind his back while he argued with us,, and it took him 20 minutes to figure it out.


Screwing over bureaucratic organizations, one paper tiger at a time.

Trespassers will be shot and fed to the dogs.
 
October 28th, 2007   #9
AFSteliga
 
 
RIP Pillsbury Doughboy. That's a good one, tomtom.


MCpl K. Steliga
Ground Controller
Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control
14 Wing Greenwood
Royal Canadian Air Force

Per ardua ad astra
 
October 28th, 2007   #10
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
hahaha..cute!


"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne