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December 27th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; I robbed a pot head because I had to!Had to steal this one and post it. I robbed a pot head because I had to! pick the month you were born 1 (Jan) - I beat 2 (Feb) - I ran naked with 3 (Mar) - I needed 4 (Apr) - I banged 5 (May) - I smoked with 6 (June)- I ate 7 (July) - I killed 8 (Aug) - I ran naked with 9 (Sept) - I shot 10 (Oct) - I robbed 11 (Nov) - I stabbed 12 (Dec) - I cuddled with Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - the trojan man 02 - a rock star 03 - my boyfriend 04 - A homo 05 - a dog 06 - A toothbrush 07 - a mop** 08 - a glass of milk 09 - a porn star 10 - Paris Hilton 11 - my lover 12 - a teletubby 13 - a homeless guy 14 - a drink 15 - a whore 16 - a crack head 17 - a bum 18 - a stripper 19 - a condom 20 - a pot head 21 - the kool-aid man 22 - Barney the dinosaur 23 - the cookie monster 24 - an easter egg 25 -a hottie 26 - jezzy the snowman 27 - a bag of weed 28 -your mom 29 - a french fry 30 - a bowl of cereal 31 - your grandma Pick the color of shirt you are wearing White - because that hoe stole my taco Black - because I love marijuana Pink - because I'm good in bed Red - because I hump pot bellied pigs Brown- because I had to Polka Dots - because I have AMAZING boobs Purple - because I'm gay Grey - because I'm sexy like that Other - because I have fairy dust Green - because I love to snort cocaine. Orange - because I smoked crack Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose Blue - because I'm a pimp Shirtless - because im the sexiest alive!!!!! Tye dye- because I didn't like the way they looked at me
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December 27th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | I stabbed Paris Hilton because that ho stole my taco. Damn her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
__________________ Woe to the man or woman who thinks that the capacity to kill is not lurking behind these civilized eyes. -- James Woods Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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December 27th, 2007
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| Caesar | I ran naked with a rock star because I'm sexy like that. 
__________________ "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug." |
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December 27th, 2007
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | I ate a French fry because I smoked crack.
__________________ "Too thick to change, and too old to care" http://www.geocities.com/senojekips/Index.htm |
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December 27th, 2007
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| Can you hear me now?  | I cuddled with my lover because I'm a pimp.
__________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American |
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December 27th, 2007
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| Spam King | I stabbed Barney the dinosaur because I'm sexy like that.
__________________ Ooo! Look At The Grouse... Everybody's talkin' at me I can't hear a word they're sayin' Just driving around in Jon Voight's car |
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