Right now, I would rather be...

In a huge swimming pool all to myself. I don't trust people not to make yellow water.

Enlist in my Army and we'll get slaves to serve for you in your own swimming pool. All you have to do is join us in our kidnapping missions. We keep 5 for the state and we'll let you have 1. If we get 10 you get 2!!!
 
Join my Army and we'll have a slave with a good voice read for you as another slave cools you with a peacock tail fan.
 
Now that sounds like my kind of lazy day!

That's it, count me in, as long as I don't have to wear a uniform or actually follow any commands, that is :-D
 
One at a time young Padawan.
One at a time is more fun. You get to enjoy what the town has to offer before deciding whether it's worth keeping or burning down to the ground ;)
 
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