nope...i'll post the awnsers on monday if noone gets them

there is a naked man lieing dead in the middle of the desert with only a broken match laying by him, the match is the reason he is dead, but it did not physically kill him, what happened?

----I'm guessing he drew the shortest stick and lost. Maybe fell out of a crashing plane, air glider, or hot air ballon because of too much weight??? Not sure about the naked part though, maybe he wanted to die with style....

Originally Posted by Peddler

there is a naked man lieing dead in the middle of the desert with only a broken match laying by him, the match is the reason he is dead, but it did not physically kill him, what happened?

----I'm guessing he drew the shortest stick and lost. Maybe fell out of a crashing plane, air glider, or hot air ballon because of too much weight??? Not sure about the naked part though, maybe he wanted to die with style....

yep, he was in a hot air ballon and it was going down, they tried to get rid of weight by taking off clothes
it didnt work, so they drew straws and he lost

Damn, I hate riddle. lol....That's tricky stuff, dude.

theres still another one if anyone wants to try

Originally Posted by Grimlin

yep, he was in a hot air ballon and it was going down, they tried to get rid of weight by taking off clothes
it didnt work, so they drew straws and he lost

Man, I'm good!

Originally Posted by Grimlin

a man walks into a bar and sees a man lying dead, shot in the chest... there are 53 bicycles laying on the ground
what happened?

and the awnser is


drumroll please















he was cheating in a card game(bicicles are a brand of cards)

Originally Posted by Grimlin

and the awnser is


drumroll please















he was cheating in a card game(bicicles are a brand of cards)

aparrantly he had an extra card up his sleeve if there were 53 bicycles on the floor or they were playing with wild cards and he decided to keep a joker on his side of the table