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Team Infidel · October 14th, 2007

The Republican Fisherman

A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below.

She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolls her eyes and says, "You must be a Republican!"

"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answers the balloonist, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me."

The man smiles and responds, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replies the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."

AFSteliga · October 14th, 2007

Nice one, TI.

Sevens · October 15th, 2007

Good one! LOL

CrazyLilCajun · October 15th, 2007

haha thats funny....

Peddler · October 15th, 2007

That was really good..lol

The Other Guy · October 15th, 2007

And he just talked his way out of it.

Yep, he's a republican all right.

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October 14th, 2007	#1
Team Infidel	The Republican Fisherman info The Republican Fisherman A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. She rolls her eyes and says, "You must be a Republican!" "I am," replies the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answers the balloonist, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me." The man smiles and responds, "You must be a Democrat." "I am," replies the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."

October 14th, 2007	#2
AFSteliga	Nice one, TI. MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra

October 15th, 2007	#3
Sevens	Good one! LOL Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.

October 15th, 2007	#4
CrazyLilCajun	haha thats funny.... "Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne

October 15th, 2007	#5
Peddler	That was really good..lol "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug."

October 15th, 2007	#6
The Other Guy	And he just talked his way out of it. Yep, he's a republican all right. I'm the bleeding heart liberal your mother warned you about.

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