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February 28th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; Rednecks are Good at That Sensitive StuffThree Rednecks were working on the BellSouth tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife." Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?" "Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?" Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'." She said, "No, I'm not a widow." And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are". 
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March 1st, 2006
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| Milforum Pivotman | hahahahahahahahahaha...good stuff. i woulda bet more than a case of bud though...try about $100...
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March 1st, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator   | Nice one. I think I've heard that somewhere before, but I can't remember.
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March 1st, 2006
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| duke of milforum slayer  | lol thats funny
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March 2nd, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | lol!
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October 17th, 2007
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| Milforum Cowgirl | hahaha.....
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October 17th, 2007
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October 18th, 2007
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October 18th, 2007
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| Milforum's Bouncer | Quote:
You aint from round here is ya boy?
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October 18th, 2007
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| Caesar | hahaha very nice......
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