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June 29th, 2006   Post 1
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Post; RedNeck Vacation


Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation.

Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.

Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene
got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the
Bahamas,and Earlene got
pregnant again.

Last year you suggested
Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."

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June 30th, 2006   Post 2
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definitely not what i was gonna say....

but funnier
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June 30th, 2006   Post 3
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Hee hee nice one... its like a russian joke I know.
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June 30th, 2006   Post 4
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Hahahaha...thats rednecks 4 ya
lol
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June 30th, 2006   Post 5
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hahaha....funny.
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June 30th, 2006   Post 6
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LMAO Oh wow. That's not where I thought that was going. LOL
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October 13th, 2007   Post 7
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lol funny
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October 14th, 2007   Post 8
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LOL..........
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October 18th, 2007   Post 9
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Hehehe, love it!
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October 19th, 2007   Post 10
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That's a good one.
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