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| Chief Engineer ![]() | Post; RedNeck VacationBilly Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas,and Earlene got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again." Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?" Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | definitely not what i was gonna say.... but funnier
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| Milforum's Bouncer | Hee hee nice one... its like a russian joke I know.
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| Milforum Idol | Hahahaha...thats rednecks 4 ya lol
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| Can you hear me now? | hahaha....funny.
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| Forum Brat | LMAO Oh wow. That's not where I thought that was going. LOL
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| Milforum's Postmaster | lol funny
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| Milforum Cowgirl | LOL..........
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Hehehe, love it!
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| Cadet Moderator ![]() | That's a good one.
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