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May 11th, 2006
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| 100% Space Shuttle Door Gunner | Post; Redneck Home Security System1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots. A really big pair. 2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of American Rifleman magazine. 3. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish. 4. Leave a note on your front door that says: "Bubba, big Mike and me have gone to get more ammunition. Back in a half hr. Oh, and don't disturb the Pit Bulls -- they's just been wormed." 5. Pop a cold one and relax. or  For the car. 
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May 11th, 2006
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| Can you hear me now?  | Hahahahaha!!!!
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May 11th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  | been posted before: How to install a wireless security system
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May 11th, 2006
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| Can you hear me now? | Ohh...but it is funny with that pictures. |
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May 11th, 2006
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| Master Gunner | Yep, tomtom gets credit for the joke, but 5.56's pics are a nice addition. Maybe we can can have a "The joke" (Part II) section? 
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May 11th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer | Quote:
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January 7th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | that's a good one
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