Topic: The Redhead

tomtom22 · January 21st, 2006

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of it's socket towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !

"You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "

"No, " she replies. . . . . . . . "

Wait for it. .

It's coming.

The suspense is killing you, isn't it?

She says :

"You just happened to catch my eye. "

(oh shut up, I just forward them, I don't write them! )

Insight · January 21st, 2006

Yes, that is quite humorous. Thank you for sharing that. It's nice to see humor that is not offensive or degrading to other groups. I believe that people who have a glass eye might not find this funny, but they probably wouldn't be offended.

I will tell this one at church.

Team Infidel · January 21st, 2006

Missileer · January 22nd, 2006

You got me again. Made me look.

Italian Guy · January 22nd, 2006

What Infidel said.

NCdt Steliga · January 28th, 2006

hahaha

gigabrain · January 30th, 2006

oh thats gooood

Navy Boy · February 3rd, 2006

CrazyLilCajun · October 17th, 2007

haha...ive heard that one a few times

Sevens · October 17th, 2007

*Groan*

But still giggle worthy.

January 21st, 2006	Post 1
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Post; The Redhead A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of it's socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! ! "You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? " "No, " she replies. . . . . . . . " Wait for it. . It's coming. The suspense is killing you, isn't it? She says : "You just happened to catch my eye. " (oh shut up, I just forward them, I don't write them! ) __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations Last edited by tomtom22; February 4th, 2006 at 23:59.

January 21st, 2006	Post 3
Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	haha __________________

January 22nd, 2006	Post 4
Missileer Nuclear Duck Hunter Gear	You got me again. Made me look. __________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill

January 22nd, 2006	Post 5
Italian Guy Milforum Hitman Gear	What Infidel said. __________________ "Freedom is the sure possession of those alone who have the courage to defend it". Pericles.

January 28th, 2006	Post 6
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	hahaha __________________ Pte K. Steliga RMC/CMR Cadet Wing Quartermaster Per ardua ad astra

January 21st, 2006	Post 2
Insight Banned	Yes, that is quite humorous. Thank you for sharing that. It's nice to see humor that is not offensive or degrading to other groups. I believe that people who have a glass eye might not find this funny, but they probably wouldn't be offended. I will tell this one at church.

January 30th, 2006	Post 7
gigabrain Centurion Gear	oh thats gooood __________________ Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. "I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head!"

February 3rd, 2006	Post 8
Navy Boy I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!! Gear	__________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran Semper Fortis

October 17th, 2007	Post 9
CrazyLilCajun Milforum Cowgirl Gear	haha...ive heard that one a few times __________________ "Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne

October 17th, 2007	Post 10
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	Groan But still giggle worthy. __________________ All I want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same....... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

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