- Police Find Cocaine in Man's Underwear
- Man Accused of Stealing False Teeth
- Judge Makes 'Green Eggs and Ham' Ruling
- Cop Faces Heat Over Squad Car Joy Ride
- 'Ol Brown Eyes:' Sinatra Seeks Office
- Forecaster Weathers Breast Brouhaha
- 'Foot Harasser' Fined for Over 600 Calls
- Man Hits Wife in Head With an Onion
- Two N.J. Golfers Get Back-To-Back Aces
- Drivers Zoom by Roadside Debris- a Home
- 'God' Apparently Responds to Lawsuit
- Israel, Iran Cooperate in Thai Crash Probe
- Snakes, Birds Found in Airline Luggage
- Bees Escape Hives in Mont. Road Accident
- Man Tows Vessel With Inflatable Boat
- 'Queenie' the Errant Cow Corralled in NY
- Bear Seeking Treats Bites Boy in Tent
- Bored Naked Man Tries to Rob Pa. Store
- Man Calls Feds About His Lost Cocaine
- Steed With No Speed Loses 125th Straight
- Man Bitten After Putting Snake in Mouth
- Vet Extracts Toy Lizard From Real Lizard
- Drunk Man Gets Trapped in Ex's Chimney
- Great-grandma Betty pleads innocent to resisting arrest over dead grass
- Democrat Opens Inquiry Into Whether State Dept. Official Impeded Investigations
- Problematic Power Grid Keeps Iraqis In The Dark
- U.S., Britain Differ On Southern Iraq Mission, Official Says
- Migration Reshapes Iraq's Sectarian Landscape
- U.S. Working To Reshape Iraqi Detainees
- U.S. Limits Diplomats' Travel In Iraq
- Gates Crafts Long-Term Iraq Plan, With Limited Role For U.S. Forces
- Cops on leave after Taser incident, student's behavior under scrutiny
- Woman Pleads Not Guilty in Lawn Case
- Man Says Wild Sex Caused SUV Accident
- Minister 'Wings It' After Sermon Stolen
- Broker Accused of 'Spin Rage' at Gym
- Police Taser Man With Chicken in Car
- Mystery of the Wandering Zebra Solved
- Deflated Tires Make Schools Cancel Class
- Cops Canned Over Chesney Concert Hats
- Peacocks Take Up Residency at Building
- World's Oldest Man Hopes to Live Forever
- Suicide Blast Kills At Least 7 People In Afghanistan
- Battling Sexism In Iraqi Forces
- Calm At Hospital Reflects Baghdad’s Progress
- U.S. Rushes To Smooth Iraq's Anger Over Blackwater
- Gates: Leaving Iraq A Setback For Freedom
- Cat in Tree Rescued With Hose Blast
- City May Ban Wallabies After Escape
- Jack Hanna, Flamingo Stuck in Turnstile
- Sniff Squad Seeks Objectionable Odors
- Lightning Hits Church Steeple- Twice
- Woman Sees Zebra Trotting Down Driveway
- Nebraska State Senator Sues God
- Blackwater License Being Pulled in Iraq
- War Opponents Train For Visits To Area Schools And Recruitment Centers
- Firefighters Save Donkey Trapped in Well
- Corn Maze Bears President Ford Likeness
- Venezuela Claims Big Soup Record
- Burglar Says TV Taught Him His Craft
- College Student Leader Charged With DUI
- Iran to invest $10 bn in Syria
- Failed suicide bomber turns on al Qaeda
- Gates Raises Prospect of More Troop Cuts
- SoCal College Offers YouTube Class
- Phony Obituary Trips Up Sentencing
- Alcohol Business Dangerous in Baghdad
- Cops Charged With Stealing Snacks
- Teacher, Student Trade Blows After Spat
- Spat Over Horse Manure Wafts Into Court
- Firefighters Save Donkey Trapped in Well
- Tehran Officials Begin Crackdown On Pet Dogs
- Santa Says Return Snow White and Grumpy
- Teen Shoots Himself in Leg at McDonald's
- Police Decide Titus the Dog Is Too Wimpy
- Inmates Go on Sausage 'Temper Tantrum'
- Man Steals Car to Turn Himself In
- American scholar wants to be buried in Iran
- French ex-PM faces judges again
- Swiss citizenship system 'racist'