- Suspect surrenders after cop yells 'Taser, Taser, Taser'
- Legally blind man, 78, bowls perfect game
- Happy Mother's Day: Woman pregnant with 18th child
- Driver gets in wreck, sees his home catch fire, gets ticket
- Omaha man says this was his second self-tracheotomy
- SpongeBob SquarePants image painted on historic Colo. cabin
- Artificial reef near Miami is cemetery, diving attraction
- Sacramento man arrested after police find 300 dead cats
- La. warden says his prison has an unpaid guard: a black bear
- Lawmaker wants to ban drivers from holding pets on laps
- Police: Teen accused of trying to rob undercover officers
- Police: Motorcyclist flipped bird, popped wheelie, crashed
- Cafe mistakes dishwashing liquid for wine
- Connecticut boy takes off Favre jersey for good after 4 yrs
- Town ends comical 'Stop' signs like 'Stop! In the Name of Love'
- Japanese official demoted for 780,000 hits on porn sites
- Lei measuring longer than 1 mile strung in Hawaii
- NY mobster wields vocabulary words in prison letters
- Ohio judge to decide man's fate for sharing snack cake
- Man stuck in machinery uses big toe to call 911
- Goat surprises owner by giving birth to quintuplets
- Bride, groom plead guilty in dispute with band
- Woman pulls into lot with 'No Parking' sign, post on car
- Woman, 75, gets phone call about her funeral arrangements
- Trio allegedly try to break dog out of pound for funeral
- Man arrested in Texas for trying to cash $360 billion check
- Prom invite is written on lacrosse players' bare bottoms
- People of Lesbos take gay group to court over term 'Lesbian'
- Hiding teen sends text message to foil alleged intruders
- Man who walked naked along Pa. highway charged
- Chilean town giving free Viagra to senior citizens
- Mexican bus drivers want tips despite harrowing rides
- Dinosaur dung sells at NYC auction for nearly $1,000
- Wisconsin man starts Web site devoted to roadkill
- Family arrested on drug charges after reporting fight
- Man accused of T-shirt thefts as girlfriend applies for job
- 10-year-old monkey at Utah zoo gets artificial lenses
- Bud the cat OK after being stuck in drain pipe for 4 days
- 'Duct Tape Bandit' pleads guilty to robbing Ky. liquor store
- Dog survives 8 days trapped in rubble after Colo. explosion
- Newspaper carrier finds woman pinned by husband's dead body
- Minor league hockey player charged after caught streaking
- Saudi governor orders haircuts for men who hit on women
- Specially groomed eyebrows a headache at Oregon high school
- Chicks - the feathered kind - stay at Manhattan high-rise
- Iran takes new shot at Barbie, calling US doll 'destructive'
- Newlyweds jailed after brawl at Pittsburgh-area hotel
- Oregon fishing spot drains on opening day
- Napping man accused of vandalizing Boston church
- 300-pound inmate complains Ark. jail doesn't feed him well
- Choir director brings prayers for lower gas prices to SF
- Scratching cat in lap blamed for causing accident
- Florida lawmakers consider bill banning ornamental testicles
- ISRO eyes world record with rocket launch
- Winehouse held overnight by police over assault allegations
- Penguin's wetsuit puts him back in the swim of things
- Rats from infested house offered up for adoption as pets
- Philly gas station sells 76-cent fuel in honor of 76ers
- Guillermo del Toro to direct 'The Hobbit' and sequel
- Hold on to your couch: Cruise returning to "Oprah"
- Actor Snipes gets 3 years, apologizes for 'costly mistakes'
- Spider plague closes Australian hospital
- Buddy the 'beautiful bulldog' excels at sleeping, snoring
- Jell-O snack packs splatter over highway in Florida
- Pittsburgh subway station tile mural worth $15 million
- Md. officials propose rationing inmates' toilet paper
- S.F. couple charged in alleged plot to terrorize tenants
- After losing job, ex-mayor in dognap scandal loses the dog
- Man mowing his lawn discovers 7-10 foot hole
- Police: Carjacker stops to ask TV news crew for directions
- Legally blind man teaches alleged intruder a lesson
- Penguin's wetsuit puts him back in the swim of things
- Mayor, wife get jail in theft of $20K from little league
- Lucky dog! Adrift pooch is plucked from Pacific isle
- Nevada dog finds its way home after a week, 77 miles
- Alleged drug dealer calls police to report robbery
- Malaysian cop allegedly breaks into car, falls asleep
- Man's trip through metal detector turns up drugs
- Mysterious object crashes through roof of New Zealand home
- Romanian fined for allegedly making 6,442 profane calls
