Topic: Recon!

USAOwnz · October 25th, 2004

A marine recon platoon was on patrol when the lt. noticed a lone special forces soldier standing on a hill top in their area. The lt. told two of his men to go take out that man.

They promptly ran as fast as they could toward the sf soldier. Just before they got to the top, the sf soldier ran over the other side of the hill. The two marines followed. For the next few miniutes there were bloody screams and dust flying in the air. Then as quick as it had started, it stopped and the sf soldier came up on the hill top. He brushed off his bdu's, straightened his beret, crossed his arms and stood there looking at the marines.

The lt., pissed, called for a squad to go get that sf soldier. They promptly ran as fast as they could toward the sf soldier. Just before they got to the top, the sf soldier ran over the other side of the hill. The marine squad followed. For the next few miniutes there were bloody screams and dust flying in the air. Then as quick as it had started, it stopped and the sf soldier came up on the hill top. He brushed off his bdu's, straightened his beret, crossed his arms and stood there looking at the marines.

The lt. was really hot now. He ordered the rest of his platoon to attack the sf soldier. Determined that the recon was far superior to the one sf soldier they had blood in their eyes as they ran up the hill.Just before they got to the top, the sf soldier ran over the other side of the hill. The marine's followed.

For many miniutes there were bloody screams and dust flying in the air. It continued and continued. Finally there was one lone marine crawling back to the lt., all bloody and beat about the head and shoulders. His bdu's were torn, cuts were all over his body. The lt. asked for a sit.rep.

The lone marine, bloody and beaten replied in a forceful and fearful voice "Sir, run, its a trick. There are TWO of them!!"

coldzero · October 25th, 2004

this is about the 3rd version iv herd

NCdt Steliga · October 25th, 2004

Heard it before. Still good though.

Darcia · October 27th, 2004

I got a few heartless chuckles out of it.

FULLMETALJACKET · November 7th, 2005

not really funny.

Sevens · January 15th, 2007

Hehehehehe

tomtom22 · January 15th, 2007

Wolf · January 15th, 2007

That's a great one.

Team Infidel · April 15th, 2007

heard it before, but still a good one

October 25th, 2004	Post 1
USAOwnz Optio	Post; Recon! A marine recon platoon was on patrol when the lt. noticed a lone special forces soldier standing on a hill top in their area. The lt. told two of his men to go take out that man. They promptly ran as fast as they could toward the sf soldier. Just before they got to the top, the sf soldier ran over the other side of the hill. The two marines followed. For the next few miniutes there were bloody screams and dust flying in the air. Then as quick as it had started, it stopped and the sf soldier came up on the hill top. He brushed off his bdu's, straightened his beret, crossed his arms and stood there looking at the marines. The lt., pissed, called for a squad to go get that sf soldier. They promptly ran as fast as they could toward the sf soldier. Just before they got to the top, the sf soldier ran over the other side of the hill. The marine squad followed. For the next few miniutes there were bloody screams and dust flying in the air. Then as quick as it had started, it stopped and the sf soldier came up on the hill top. He brushed off his bdu's, straightened his beret, crossed his arms and stood there looking at the marines. The lt. was really hot now. He ordered the rest of his platoon to attack the sf soldier. Determined that the recon was far superior to the one sf soldier they had blood in their eyes as they ran up the hill.Just before they got to the top, the sf soldier ran over the other side of the hill. The marine's followed. For many miniutes there were bloody screams and dust flying in the air. It continued and continued. Finally there was one lone marine crawling back to the lt., all bloody and beat about the head and shoulders. His bdu's were torn, cuts were all over his body. The lt. asked for a sit.rep. The lone marine, bloody and beaten replied in a forceful and fearful voice "Sir, run, its a trick. There are TWO of them!!"

October 25th, 2004	Post 2
coldzero Immunes	this is about the 3rd version iv herd __________________ \"RANGERS LEAD THE WAY\" \"Give\'em the whole nine yards!!!\"

October 25th, 2004	Post 3
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Heard it before. Still good though. __________________ Pte K. Steliga RMC/CMR Cadet Wing Quartermaster Per ardua ad astra

October 27th, 2004	Post 4
Darcia Tribuni Angusticlavii	I got a few heartless chuckles out of it. __________________ ^_^

November 7th, 2005	Post 5
FULLMETALJACKET MilForum Bad Apple Gear	not really funny. __________________ "For Democracy, any man would give his only begotten son."

January 15th, 2007	Post 6
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	Hehehehehe __________________ All I want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same....... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

January 15th, 2007	Post 7
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

January 15th, 2007	Post 8
Wolf Primus Pilus Gear	That's a great one. __________________

April 15th, 2007	Post 9
Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	heard it before, but still a good one __________________

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