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January 30th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Post; The real truth about Paper/Scissors/RockI understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no f**king way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock, rendering it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why-- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY! A rock would tear that sh*t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh sh * t, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you."
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February 5th, 2005
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| Cadet Moderator  | Not bad. I have wondered why paper somehow beats rock.
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February 5th, 2005
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | lol, i punched em in the face once and said, "like hell paper can beat rock!!!" 
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February 5th, 2005
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| Immunes | thats a good one  ive always wondered that. |
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September 12th, 2005
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| Chief Engineer  | Good one!!!
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September 12th, 2005
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| Master Gunner | I can see LIPS didn't get my paper on this...  :P
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September 12th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Quote:
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September 12th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | LIPS let me refer you to ANGER MANAGEMENT.
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September 12th, 2005
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | Quote:
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September 13th, 2005
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| Centurion | Lmao
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