UNDERSTOOD - still thought comment was germaine. (Should have been "All Non-coms" not Sergeants).

Love it!

3. Can play a cherry Lieutenant like a finely tuned instrument.

the best

Time to see how I check out

1. Can cuss for ten minutes without ever repeating a word. (DONE)
2. Have a spine. (Hurts, but still works)
3. Can play a cherry Lieutenant like a finely tuned instrument. (DONE)
4. Can see in the Dark. (Depends)
5. Have eyes in the back of their heads. (YES!)
6. Still don't trust the Russians. (Yep.)
7. Still hate the French. (Yep. Though this is my American side talking)
8. Don't know how to be politically correct. (Losing PC skills gradually)
9. Don't give a damn about being politically correct. (Yep.)
10. Think that "politically correct" should fall under S### in the UCMJ. (YES)
11. Love deployments because there is less paperwork and more "real work." (We're deployed... permanently)
12. Can run 5 miles with a hangover. (YES!)
13. Do not fear women in the military. (We have one Navy Lieutenant at the local Navy Hospital. I haven't seen her yet)
14. Would like to date G. I. Jane. (Sorry, taken.)
15. Still know how to use a buffer. (I suck...)
16. Can tell you anything you want to know about an M1911A1 although
they are no longer in the inventory. (Nope)
17. Believe that they do have a rendezvous with destiny. (Did)
18. Believe that "Nuts" wasn't all that Brigadier General McAuliffe said
to the Germans at Bastogne. (Not really RoKMC)
19. Don't know how to use a "stress card". (Those are so gay)
20. Idolize John Wayne. (The draft dodger? That's alright..)
21. Don't believe that AAFES really needs a "commander". (Dunno what's a AAFES... we don't have that in RoKMC)
22. CENSORED
23. Would have paid money to see Custer getting his clock cleaned. (ABSOLUTELY)
24. Really don't like taking S### from those who haven't "been there". (YES!!!!!! ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!)
25. Know how to properly construct a field latrine. (Better at sticking heads into one)
26. CENSORED
27. CENSORED
28. Might admire the Germans, but still realize they got their butts kicked
twice. (Yep)
29. Aren't afraid of the Chinese, who probably don't have enough
rowboats to invade Taiwan. (I'm just afraid we don't have enough ammunition)
30. Would rather be OPFOR than MOPP 4. (MOPP 4 sucks!)
31. Don't believe a darn thing the Iraqis say. (YES)
32. Don't need a GPS to find themselves. (YES)
33. Have enough BDU's in their closet to start a surplus store. (Nah, I hand those down to my guys)
34. Think that MRE's taste good (with a little hot sauce). (YES)
35. Are convinced that "wall-to-wall" counseling really works. (?)
36. Have more time on the front-line than most others have in the chow line. (If this place counts as front line, it's fair enough)
37. Know how to make coffee when the measuring scoop goes missing. (Actually... I just use the ones in the package all mixed with cream and sugar... can't be arsed to mix)
38. Know that it's not good coffee when you can see through it. (Yeah)
39. Don't blame poor marksmanship on their M-16. (Don't have this problem)
40. Know that inept leaders will always say they have inept soldiers. (Yeah. All my guys are good, except for one dude who the SNCOs seem to be obsessed with protecting because he's got some connections)

It applies internationally.

Could someone please send me via pm of course the uncensored version, so I can pass it on to the Marines? Thank you

what are #22, #26, and #27?

Earn you stripes and find out.