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August 10th, 2007   Post 1
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U.S. and Russian General are discussing troops rations. The Russian says "Every day, each soldier consumes 1500 Calories". "Oh yeah?" says the American, "Well our troops consume 3000 Calories a day". "This is not possible", replies the Russian, "How can one man eat entire sack of potatoes?"
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August 10th, 2007   Post 2
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August 10th, 2007   Post 3
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that is a lot of taters.
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August 10th, 2007   Post 4
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hahahaha
Who says potatos can't be combat rations?
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August 11th, 2007   Post 5
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no one, but who wants to carry that around?
 
August 12th, 2007   Post 6
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Would you rather starve to death?
 
October 12th, 2007   Post 7
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Even we I-dee-hoans don't eat THAT many taters. :P
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