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September 1st, 2004
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| Immunes | Post; Rank joke...A young Second Lieutenant approaches the crusty old CSM and asked about the origin of the commissioned officer insignias. The CSM replied, "It's history and tradition ... First we give you a gold bar representing that you are very valuable and also malleable. The silver bar also represents significant value, but is less malleable. When you make Captain, your value doubles, hence the two silver bars. As a Colonel you soar over military masses, hence the eagle. As a General, you are, obviously, a star. Does that answer your question?" "Yes," said the Second Lieutenant, "but what about Majors and Lieutenant Colonels?" "That goes waaaay back in history ... to the Garden of Eden even. You see we've always covered our pricks with leaves." I feel the need for the obligitory *ba-dum-ching* drum noise at the end of this joke.  Cindi
__________________ \"Fiat justitia et pereat mundus\" --Ferdinand I (Let justice be done, though the world perish) |
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September 3rd, 2004
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| Cadet Moderator  | That's funny.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra |
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September 3rd, 2004
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| Optio | LOL Thats a good one.
__________________ \"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.\" \"I\'ve suffered just so I could return harder\" - Gangstarr Semper Fi |
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September 3rd, 2004
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| Centurion | I'm gonna try to avoid using that around my JROTC instructors... one of them being a major... funny nonetheless
__________________ When my end comes, I wish it to come to me while I fight for my family\'s rights. |
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September 3rd, 2004
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| Milites Gregarius | Perfection, once again. Jesus.. Two Topics of yours read so far, and I've already laughed hard enough for my stomach to hurt once. |
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September 4th, 2004
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| Centurion | Ouch, that is cold, but funny.
__________________ -Victory is mine -Yes but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you -Oh. Mmm, yes, this is better than *sex*, it\'s like an orgy in my mouth; good news Flappy, I\'ve decided not to kill you -Damn you, damn the broccoli, and damn the Wright Brothers. -How ironic ? Rogers - it almost rhymes with... eliminate. |
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September 12th, 2004
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Quote:
__________________ WO2 Trevor Perry, Squadron Deputy Commander 746 Lightning Hawk RCACS | |
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September 12th, 2004
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| Optio | Haha. I have to remember that one.. It was great! |
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September 12th, 2004
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| Immunes | Great Joke, Made the mistake of blurting it out with a couple of Commanders in the space.  Everybody else thought it was hilarious. |
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December 1st, 2005
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| Tirones | Post; Fun.That's funny. |
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