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April 18th, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; A rabbi and a ministerA rabbi and a minister were at the neighborhood picnic. As they rode in one of the boats on the lake, the rabbi stood up, stepped out of the boat, and walked over the water to the nearest stretch of land. Astonished, the minister decided to see if he could duplicate this miraculous feat. He stepped out of the boat and sank. But he managed to swim ashore. As he started to dry himself off, the rabbi walked over and said, "If you're a nice guy, next time I'll show you where the rocks are!"
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April 18th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Hahaha! Nice!
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April 23rd, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Hahahaha!!!!
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